Uncle Pilot

You run a website called National Heartbreak. It’s basically an electronic classifieds section that announces to its subscribers when a love has died. People go on National Heartbreak to announce their breakups, their divorces, their long-standing secret crushes that were confessed and found to be…

— Crouch down on the ground. Bring your knees together. Bring your butt as close to your ankles as your current level of flexibility will allow.

— Wrap your arms around your legs and tuck your fingers into the bend of your knees. Will your fingers go in? Test this manoeuvre out at home. If they…