Diana: What’s wrong, little one?
Girl: They won’t let me play pirates with them.
Diana: And why not?
Girl: Because, I’m the girl and they need someone to save. It’s okay, I don’t even know how to sword fight.
Diana: Neither do they, in battle they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight? They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Diana: Now go, unleash hell.I love this SO MUCH.
“Now go, unleash hell.” Oh Diana. YOU ARE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.
This is part of my point. You won’t see Batman or Superman doing awesome real-world shit like this.
(Source: aafarensis)
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Best parenting I’ve seen
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This is EXACTLY how I will teach my children to conquer all of their enemies and achieve all of their endeavors.
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