Uncle Pilot

ghettoice by uberculture on Flickr.Looks legit.

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:33:33 -0500

ghettoice by uberculture on Flickr.

Looks legit.

depressedcopywriter: Taken with instagram

Wed, 23 May 2012 06:03:47 -0500

depressedcopywriter:

Taken with instagram

arcaneimages: Jack Webb rehearsing the Dragnet radio show.

Wed, 16 May 2012 19:33:40 -0500

arcaneimages:

Jack Webb rehearsing the Dragnet radio show.

minusbaby: “On the Sunny Side of the Street” by Dizzy...

Thu, 10 May 2012 12:13:39 -0500

minusbaby:

“On the Sunny Side of the Street” by Dizzy Gillespie, Sonny Stitt and Sonny Rollins

I was made aware of this video via youdidwhatnow. Thanks!

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Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:44:06 -0500

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Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:50:30 -0500

[via The Awl]

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:15:32 -0500

[via The Awl]

screen-name: Bill Evans on Jazz 625, full hour long video....

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:05:39 -0500

screen-name:

Bill Evans on Jazz 625, full hour long video. Outstanding.

There will never ever be another Rod Serling and we are all...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 08:42:17 -0500

There will never ever be another Rod Serling and we are all poorer for it.

(via conelradstation)

I have the Instagram now. Stand by for filtered photos of my...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:22:01 -0500

I have the Instagram now. Stand by for filtered photos of my child’s daily poops. (Taken with instagram)

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Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:21:56 -0500

So the thing I love about this - and let’s be honest,...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:16:00 -0500

So the thing I love about this - and let’s be honest, there is a LOT to love here - is that you can almost hear the producer saying “No, see, the leaky faucet/water droplet effect makes the kitchen more real in the mind of the listener.”

unbornwhiskey:

R. Kelly: Sex in the kitchen

Misread the YouTube description of this as “How many babies been made off this? Unaccountable for damn sure!” As in, R. Kelly is unaccountable, in his ability to inspire many babies in the people.

nevver: Man with a plan

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 12:14:27 -0600

nevver:

Man with a plan

Magic rage is the best rage, even when the rage is...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:20:00 -0600

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

Magic rage is the best rage, even when the rage is fake.

dekutree:

this is me

heyoscarwilde: Last night I dreamt that somebody loved...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:49:39 -0600

heyoscarwilde:

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me…

photograph by Lisa Scheer :: via flickr.com

everythinginthesky: [A COUPLE STANDS OUTSIDE A JAPANESE...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 14:43:01 -0600

everythinginthesky:

[A COUPLE STANDS OUTSIDE A JAPANESE RESTAURANT.]

Woman: Oooh, let’s go here. I hear you can get one of those sushi-girls. You know, where you eat it right off their naked, writhing body? It sounds so authentic.

[CUT TO A FEW MINUTES LATER - THE COUPLE ARE SAT DOWN INSIDE. A WAITER ROLLS OVER A GURNEY UPON WHICH LIES A GIRL, NAKED, FACE BLANK, COVERED IN SUSHI. THE COUPLE BEGIN EATING.]

Woman: Oooh, so authentic. So. Authentic. *whispers to the sushi-girl* You’re so authentic.
Man: Let’s eat.

[THE COUPLE BEGIN EATING. LOOKS OF MILD CONCERN CROSS THEIR FACES.]

Woman: …is yours warm? This is pretty warm.
Man: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I’m gonna send it back.
Woman: Oh honey, don’t make a scene. *whispers to the sushi-girl* He always makes a scene. *the sushi-girl blinks once, slowly*
Man: No, no. We paid for this. I’m not paying for warm sushi. Here, waiter. Waiter, over here.
Waiter: Yes, sir?
Man: We’d like to send this back. *waves vaguely at the naked sushi-girl* This, this sushi’s too warm.
Waiter: Oh, of course, sir. I’m so sorry. Of course, we’ll get you a new one. *leans in to the sushi-girl, whispers fiercely* Why is it always you, Michelle. It’s always you. God.

[THE WAITER WHEELS THE SUSHI-GIRL AWAY, RETURNS WITH A NEW GIRL COVERED IN SUSHI. THE COUPLE BEGIN EATING.]

Woman: Oh, this is better. *leans in to the sushi-girl* You’re so much better.
Man: See, aren’t you glad we ‘made a scene’.

[FADE A FEW MINUTES LATER AND THE COUPLE SLOWLY STOP EATING. THE WAITER APPEARS.]

Waiter: Everyone okay now, sir?
Man: Fantastic, yes, thank you. Could we get the rest of this to go?
Waiter: Of course.

[CUT TO THE WAITER HANDING THE MAN A VERY FOIL SWAN WITH A PAIR OF NAKED LEGS STICKING OUT THE SIDE. CUT TO THE COUPLE UNWRAPPING THE NAKED GIRL, STILL COVERED IN SUSHI, AT THEIR COUNTER AT HOME, BEFORE PLACING HER IN THE FRIDGE. FADE TO WHAT’S CLEARLY A FEW DAYS LATER. THE MAN’S TIE IS UNDONE, CLEARLY JUST HOME AFTER WORK, AND HE’S ROOTING AROUND IN THE FRIDGE FOR SOMETHING TO EAT. HE MOVES A JAR OF MAYONAISE ASIDE AND FINDS THE NAKED SUSHI-GIRL SAT BEHIND IT.]

Man: Ugh. Honey? HONEY? I’m gonna throw out that sushi from a few days ago, okay? You don’t want it?
Woman: Oh, no. Throw it away.

[THE MAN STRUGGLES TO PULL THE NAKED SUSHI-GIRL OUT OF THE FRIDGE. SUSHI DROPS EVERYWHERE. HE PLACES HER AWKWARDLY IN THE BIN. SHE’S SAT UPRIGHT IN THE BING, HER LEGS SPILLLING OUT. SHE SITS IN IT QUIETLY, EYES OPEN. THE MAN MAKES ANNOYED NOISES, CLEANS UP THE SPILT SUSHI, MAKES HIMSELF A SANDWICH. HE LEAVES THE KITCHEN. THE SUSHI-GIRL SITS QUIETLY IN THE BIN, FACE BLANK, BLINKING ONLY OCCASIONALLY. IT RAPIDLY BECOMES DARK AND THE KITCHEN IS LIT ONLY BY MOONLIGHT COMING THROUGH A WINDOW.
SITTING IN THE MOONLIGHT IN THE KITCHEN, NAKED, HER LEGS SPILLING AWKWARDLY OUT, HER FACE DISPLAYING NO OTHER EMOTION, A SINGLE TEAR ROLLS DOWN THE NAKED SUSHI-GIRL’S FACE.]

it8bit: Jackpot! Image by Emily Getman

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:37:45 -0600

it8bit:

Jackpot!

Image by Emily Getman

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GIRLS ARE PRETTY: National Heartbreak Day!

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:50:14 -0600

GIRLS ARE PRETTY: National Heartbreak Day!:

girlsareprettyforever:

You run a website called National Heartbreak. It’s basically an electronic classifieds section that announces to its subscribers when a love has died. People go on National Heartbreak to announce their breakups, their divorces, their long-standing secret crushes that were confessed and found to be…

really really really trying: HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF DISAPPEAR ENTIRELY FROM ANY PLACE YOU CHOOSE

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:29:25 -0600

really really really trying: HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF DISAPPEAR ENTIRELY FROM ANY PLACE YOU CHOOSE:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

— Crouch down on the ground. Bring your knees together. Bring your butt as close to your ankles as your current level of flexibility will allow.

— Wrap your arms around your legs and tuck your fingers into the bend of your knees. Will your fingers go in? Test this manoeuvre out at home. If they…